Date: November 14th 2008

Westprint
Friday Five November 14, 2008
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Imparja Television
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Simpson Desert Closure
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VKS – 737
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Comments
from the Office
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Here in the Wimmera harvest is
just starting for those farmers with crops that survived the lack of useful
rain. This is probably 2-3 weeks earlier than usual. If you are travelling in
the area please be aware of grain trucks and other slow moving farm equipment on
roads.
As the weather heats up,
outback travel slows (see Simpson Desert information). When the travel slows so
does the inflow of trip notes. If you have an article you would be willing to
share with the Friday Five crew please send it to us at info@westprint.com.au
VKS –
737
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The VKS – 737 and HF-Tel Radio
Networks have announced two extra channels available for immediate use. These
are
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Channel 6 6796 kHz
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Channel 7 10180kHz
More details are on our website.
Simpson
Desert
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The Simpson Desert Regional
Reserve and Conservation Park will be closed from December 1 2008 to March 15
2009.
The Simpson Desert Regional
Reserve and Conservation Park will be closed from December 1 2008 to March 15
2009. The closure is due to the combination of high summer temperatures, soft
sand dunes and low visitation which can lead to visitors being stranded.
This is a high public risk that can be fatal.
Until November 30, be aware
the first few sand dunes west of the K1/Rig Road intersection along the Rig Road
are difficult to traverse and may cause problems for drivers. Sand dunes are
constantly being reshaped by dry conditions and prevailing winds.
The eastern side of sand dunes are becoming quite steep so extra care
must be taken when crossing dunes.
The use of trailers in the Simpson Desert is strongly discouraged. Serious damage can be caused to vehicles and the environment, and difficulties are likely to result. Visitors are advised to drive in a convoy, carry a HF radio or sat phone and limit the total load of their vehicles. However, do take extra reserves of fuel, food and water. Check local conditions before travelling in the area. Satellite phones are available to hire for Simpson Desert trips from Mt Dare Hotel and the Wirrari Tourism Centre in Birdsville. For more information on the S.A Desert Parks areas click here.
Imparja
Television
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Kate should do what hundreds of
others and myself have done. There is a gold card that bypasses the need
to advise officials of where you are. When we first got our sat dish we could
watch TV from all ABC and SBS stations in Aussie. We also had Imparja, Win and 7
Central. Then some idiot who had nothing better to do decided that if you
were not in the area of the local TV station then you should not be able to
watch it. When we toured WA a couple of years ago we purchased a gold card
($50.00) and were able to revert to watching and free-to-air TV. We were
able to watch Queensland news as well as local news and bearing in mind the time
differences my wife could keep up with her soapies. It might not be legal
but then we were only watching free-to-air TV so what is wrong with that? Ken
The following information is posted on the
Imparja website.
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Under the Broadcast Services Act
there is no compulsion on Imparja to provide such out of area access to our
signal. Increasingly we are finding that applications for direct satellite
access are coming from viewers outside our licence area and are placing an
un-sustainable commercial and operational burden on us. It is also becoming
increasingly obvious that the out of area schemes are being used as a means to
circumvent the legal restrictions on our broadcast reception area.
Following an internal review therefore Imparja Television has decided to
withdraw from the processes by which viewers whose place of residence is located
outside our licence area have been able to gain access to our broadcast
services. This includes travellers and those who do not receive adequate
reception from their local TV channels.
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Imparja is the commercial TV
service for remote Central and Eastern Australia. It is unlawful for us to
provide a broadcast service outside our licence area and particularly into any
capital city and any part of WA. To this end Imparja seeks precise address
information from all applicants for reception of its satellite service, and will
only activate smartcards for viewers who are within its licence area. The use of
a false address or the subsequent use of a smartcard elsewhere will result in
immediate disconnection.
We are also aware of dealers supplying equipment to viewers to enable reception
of Imparja’s signals without the need to contact us and be “switched on”.
These include so called “gold cards” and “cardless” receivers. Anyone
using (or thinking of using) or supplying such equipment needs to be aware that
Imparja regularly takes measures to disable such unauthorised reception.
Imparja reserves all its rights in respect of any such actions and will not
hesitate to take any steps necessary up to and including seeking injunctions and
damages where we are made aware of such unlawful actions. Imparja has, and will
continue to adopt technical and legal measures to prevent unauthorised reception
of its signal.
For more information follow
this link to the GoSeeAustralia website.
Hay River
·
I recently (August) travelled
North to South on the ‘Hay River Track’ with the Toyota Landcruiser Club of
Victoria. We had 10 vehicles and no trailers. I found the trip (except of one
dune before we arrived at the shot line) no difficulty whatsoever, your maps and
the way points provided by Jol Fleming were excellent (I use OziExplorer) and we
had no difficulty whatsoever. The troublesome dune was managed by driving at 45
degrees to the dune and slowly making our way to the top otherwise the rest were
reasonably easy. The surprise of the trip is the billiard table surface of the
road from the end of the shot line to the SA border. Obviously there is some
mining or oil exploration going on west of the start (or end) of the shot line
and a rig road has been constructed, we were averaging 80-100 k/hour along this
road.
The experience at Batton
Hill was a mixed one, some of the women in the trip were unimpressed with the
facilities at Batton Hill, however, they represented only 10% of the rest who
were entirely satisfied. The cost of camping is quite reasonable and Lindsay and
his family made us very welcome, we were all very impressed with their
friendliness. The Bush Tucker Tour was somewhat of a disappointment, only from
the point of view of cost, $85 per head was a little too much in my view,
although Lindsay Bookie and his sibling Chris did an excellent job of describing
the features along the trip it was a bit expensive for what was finally
delivered. The view at Goyders Pillar made up for what may have been missing
during the earlier part of the day, the sunset at that place and the historical
artefacts on show are excellent, Lindsay and Chris’s commentary on their
forbearers life style in this district was very educational. The sunset turned
the pillar into something else it was quite a magical experience.
The experience around the
fire afterwards was somewhat sobering and I think one has to experience this
element to understand what that means. Lindsay Bookie and his family were
wonderful and Lindsay and Chris are nature’s true gentlemen. Quite frankly
Lindsay is truly a great role model for his people. I bought a Painting there
which hangs in a central place in my house, right in my entry foyer, so I am
reminded of the trip every time I come home.
In my view the stay at
Batton Hill is worthwhile and something one must experience to appreciate fully.
Lindsay Bookie is really having a go and that has to be commended, particularly
when one experiences what is happening at many of the Aboriginal Communities in
Northern Territory. We finished our tip at the Mungerannie Pub and what a
hoot that was!!!
With regard to pulling
trailers through the Simpson Desert, in my view it would not be an issue if the
vehicle and trailer were both set up for the trip. Unfortunately one sees many
remnants of what is not so perfect along the way. My advise would be to leave
the trailer somewhere along the trip to be picked up later after crossing the
‘Simmo’, otherwise if one is unsure of the trailers capability leave the
trailer at home. Eric
Condamine
Bells
·
Would any of your readers have any
photos of genuine Afghan camel bells also Cobb & Co bells? I am a Condamine
bell collector and I have been trying to track down genuine photos of them with
no success. Any information would be appreciated also if possible someone could
email me with any photos. John
If you can help please send an email to Westprint
and we will put you in touch.
Friday
Funnies
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Beer contains female hormones.
Last month, National University of Sydney scientists released the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men
should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer
contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking
enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of
beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that
100% of the test subjects...
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
No further testing was
considered necessary.
·
I called the local newspaper's
classified section to complain about an ad I'd placed. It was obvious the person
who took my information had never spent any time on a farm.
"I said 'ewes,'"
I argued. "Pardon?" replied the operator.
"Ewes. It makes a
difference to some people."
The ad that was placed
read: "Sheep for sale - USED."
·
Following the problems in the
sub-prime lending market in America and the run on HBOS in the UK, uncertainty
has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 hours Origami
Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to
cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced
that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today
shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank is soldiering
on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but
they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
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