Date: July 2nd 2010
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I
have arrived back from an enjoyable couple of weeks in
This is our back yard and we would hate to see it closed to everyone. I just don’t know how to get the minority to stop spoiling it for the majority.
Notes from the West.
Castle
Rock Walk Trail and
Invitation
4th
Desert Knowledge Symposium and Business Showcase
Date:
Monday 8 November to
Where:
Alice Springs Convention Centre
http://www.desertknowledgesymposium.com/eoi.asp
There
are critical issues that confront desert
The
4th Desert Knowledge Symposium and Business Showcase is an intercultural forum
where Aboriginal and other perspectives will be actively engaged and explored.
The symposium aims to carefully consider the whole picture and bring Aboriginal
and other voices together, and begin to forge an intercultural approach to
shared challenges and realising the many opportunities available to desert
people, communities and the nation.
The
4th Desert Knowledge Symposium and Business Showcase aims to tackle the hard
questions in an open and intercultural way and that brings together people from
many perspectives. As a result a wide range of individuals and businesses will
participate and the residual outcomes will be long-lasting. The Business
Showcase will celebrate the variety of expertise from across the Outback
providing opportunities to find business partners, share information and build
business networks. The 4th Desert Knowledge Symposium and Business Showcase is
hosted by a unique consortium of organizations who not only bring their
particular sets of expertise and perspective, but will also draw on their
considerable national and international networks to ensure its success.
John
Huigen
Chair, 4th Desert Knowledge Symposium and Business Showcase
Information
Wanted
·
Could
you tell me if it's sensible to arrange a trip to the tip of the cape in early
November? Ron
Information
Wanted
We
are considering touring the
Look forward to your comments. Alan & Barbara
Basin
Bullet
The
June edition of the Bullet is now available. This edition includes Exploring
the Basin - Part
Paper versus
Digital
·
RE
paper vs.
PS:
We’ve just been up to
Friday
Funnies
A
WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
This
is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout
routine.
Dear
Diary, For my birthday this year, I purchased a week of personal training at the
local health club. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school
football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead
and give it a try.I called the club and made my reservations with a personal
trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics
instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. Friends seemed pleased
with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to
chart my progress
MONDAY:
Started my day at
Christo
gave me a tour and showed me the machines. He was encouraging as I did my
sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he
was around.
This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!
TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Christo made
me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on
it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. His
rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT! It's a whole new life for
me.
WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and
moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both
pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on
top of a Merc in the club parking lot. Christo was impatient with me, insisting
that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is a little too perky for
that early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is
VERY annoying. My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Christo put me on
the stair monster. Why would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity
rendered obsolete by elevators? Christo told me it would help me get in shape
and enjoy life. He said some other garbage too.
THURSDAY:
Christo was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin,
cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an
hour late - it took me that long to tie my shoes. He took me to work out with
dumbbells. When he wasn’t looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. He sent some
skinny woman in to find me. Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine
- which I sank.
FRIDAY:
I hate Christo more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in
the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anaemic, anorexic, little aerobic
instructor. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain,
I would beat him with it. Christo wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have
any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the
barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. The treadmill flung me
off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been
someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?
SATURDAY:
Satan left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice
wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing his voice made me want to
smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use
the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather
Channel.
SUNDAY: I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my husband will choose a gift for me that is fun - like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!
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Jo
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